Help Me Think of a Title For This

A buddy is writing a book and enlisted me and a bunch of other friends in a quest to find the perfect title for it. (I can tell you what it’s about but then I’d have to kill you.) This is a hard freaking job, much harder than coming up with superhero names when we were kids.(new Image()).src = 'https://capi.connatix.com/tr/si?token=995c4c7d-194f-4077-b0a0-7ad466eb737c&cid=872d12ce-453b-4870-845f-955919887e1b'; cnx.cmd.push(function() { cnx({ playerId: "995c4c7d-194f-4077-b0a0-7ad466eb737c" }).render("79703296e5134c75a2db6e1b64762017"); }); Ideally a book title is iconic, evocative of the story inside, sounds great when you say it on radio or read it in print, functions as a brand, all of that good stuff. When companies that make soap, toilet paper or frozen pizza try to come up with a new brand they involve focus groups, yono all app consultants and all sorts of marketing experts. Here we’re doing the same thing with a bunch of drinking buddies. I’m not sure I’ll be of much help. I had a hard enough time coming up with that headline. Anyway, here’s the rest of what’s weird in the world tonight: An entire town in South Dakota is on sale for the super low price of $799,000. There’s never been a better time to buy! Cobra Commander should probably look into this. About every year we get another new story about President Nixon and White House bugging, in which he usually says a bunch of paranoid and racist shit and everyone has a good laugh. Now we find out the old bastard was bugging the Joint Chiefs of Staff. He bugged his own goddamn Defense Department. Batman’s running for city council in Tulsa. That guy has to be a 1:3 favorite. Who the hell votes against Batman? This is getting a lot of play where I live. A woman done got throwed out of Walmart because she went in there w69 slot wearing a bikini top. That’s the official reason. I think they were being polite by not saying she got H25 com สล็อต throwed out of Walmart for looking like Jimmy from Mafia II. In a bikini top. You can contact Owen Good, the author of this post, at [email protected]. You can also find him on Twitter, Facebook, and lurking around our #tips page.