By Dr. Evelyn Reed | January 01, 0001 | 7 min read
A Dovahbear walks into a bar in Skyrim for some honey mead. Stop me if you’ve heard this one. It ends
betdog in a round of bear versus dragon, and I don’t think there’s a battle I

want to see more than that.(new Image()).src =
sbfplay 'https://capi.connatix.com/tr/si?token=995c4c7d-194f-4077-b0a0-7ad466eb737c&cid=872d12ce-453b-4870-845f-955919887e1b'; cnx.cmd.push(function() { cnx({ playerId: "995c4c7d-194f-4077-b0a0-7ad466eb737c" }).render("79703296e5134c75a2db6e1b64762017"); }); Bethesda’s Skyrim would be a billion times more adorable if the protagonist was a big chubby bear (with a

drinking problem). What’re you doing on that horse, bear? You’re a bear. You can’t ride that horse.
ufa747 Skyrim : Dovahbear [YouTube via Reddit]