These Are All Real Achievements_ Not in the Face, Quit Poking Me, Jumped the Shark

Shinobi isn’t just a wonderful throw-back to the classic, go rummy painfully hard Shinobi of the 80s, it’s also a game with a surprisingly long, surprisingly humorous list of achievements. Here’s a few I jotted down holy rummy following royally rummy a play session with the upcoming 3DS game.(new Image()).src = 'https://capi.connatix.com/tr/si?token=995c4c7d-194f-4077-b0a0-7ad466eb737c&cid=872d12ce-453b-4870-845f-955919887e1b'; cnx.cmd.push(function() { cnx({ playerId: "995c4c7d-194f-4077-b0a0-7ad466eb737c" }).render("79703296e5134c75a2db6e1b64762017"); }); Two left feet: Fall into a pit. Not in the face: Killed by a melee attack. Ninja reflex: Parry and attack. All fun and games: The best way to avoid being killed is to not block with your face. Quit poking me: Jump into fire or spikes. Die hard: 100 deaths. I have the power: Discover ninja magic The One: Parry 100 attacks Jumped the shark: Did you just jump over a shark? Thanks you’re the best: Watching the credits. Float like a butterfly: Complete a level without any parry. S is for shinobi: Achieve an S rank in all levels. You can contact Brian Crecente, the author of this post, at [email protected]. You can also find him on Twitter, Facebook, and lurking around our #tips page.